50k-entertain: May 2013

31.5.13

The reverse break-up - Best of Totally Sketch

Uploaded on 11 Jun 2011

It works every time.

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29.5.13

Ninja way of folding T-shirts, + You Tube Comments

[and: How to fold a teeshirt in 5 seconds - YouTube]

Comments

SonsOfSek 7 months ago

I just sat there asking my self "what the fuck... just happened?"

RagingTaryaki Man 4 months ago

My whole life has been altered

Mrlzman 10 months ago

MAGIC! WITCH! BURN HER!

OfficialSaybre 9 months ago

First I was like .. "Yeah, So what?"
Then I was like:
" O_O "

MrDutch2009 3 months ago

Mind fuck!

Nik Pneyma 2 weeks ago

Where's the Slow Motion Option?

AndrewsShort 3 months ago

I had some major issues with this. My cat is dead now :(

Ziggy1234100 3 months ago

i need a step by step! >.<

Thors Hammer 5 months ago

Fucking magnets! How do they work?

OmgAfishie 4 days ago

instructions were to difficult, got dick stuck in living room fan

David Sherburne 1 week ago

Asians will take over the Earth. Then everything will be done amazingly and every meal will be delicious.

wrximprezadog1 2 months ago

... that's some crazy voodoo shit

TheRuneScapist 7 months ago

I tried this, and it blew my mind.

Unanimous97 2 months ago

witchcraft.

o3oAzureo3o 2 months ago

10 replays later... still can't do it

Trucy97 3 months ago

i tried to do this for 10 minutes and i had to lie down for a bit so i didn't punch a wall

TheDanger218 3 months ago

What sorcery is this?

thanythanyy 5 months ago

What if the heck yo LOL That's it... This sold me, I'm wife'in me a japanese woman

loopnana 5 months ago

I tried doing this and I killed my friend. Can someone show me what I did wrong?

omegapointilist 7 months ago

Get back at Americans. Make them crazy.

occupytosavetheworld 6 months ago

now i do my laundry like a ninja

Sverra Mar 8 months ago

Best way to fold the t-shirt is to marry a japanese...

TrufflesTheMushroom 10 months ago

Motherfucker, everything is different now.

Jaden Camo 10 months ago

Uh... What the hell Did I just witness!?

Nation Excited To See Whatever Bile The Internet Spews Up Today

News in Brief • technology • Internet • News • ISSUE 49•22 • May 28, 2013

WASHINGTON—According to reports, the American people are currently rubbing their hands in anticipation for whatever vile, disgusting garbage the internet will eventually puke up across a variety of news outlets, blogs, social media networks, and comment sections today.

“Man oh man, I literally cannot wait to see what foul shit the web smears across my computer screen,” said Massachusetts resident Andrew Renzi, 29, before eagerly checking out the latest despicable offal and sludge Facebook, Twitter, CNN.com, and Reddit had recently coughed up.

“What’s it gonna be? A horrid slideshow spewed from the pits of internet hell designed to appeal to the basest form of human intelligence? A poisonous stream of racist comment threads? Either way, I just love how you can always count on the net to deliver a rancid, steaming plate of feces fresh to your browser every morning.” At press time, Renzi had brea

28.5.13

Government-Issued PS Announcement, Urging Teens To F#ck Their Brains Out - YouTube

Published on 27 May 2013

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The above is a 2008 PSA issued by the Department of Health and Human Services in support of the "Fuck Your Brains Out" sex education program.

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27.5.13

Bob Hawke Beer Sculling competition - YouTube

25.5.13

Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough? - YouTube

Uploaded on 17 Jan 2008

In The Know: Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.

More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

Wolf Blitzer Tries to Interview an Atheist, Fails - YouTube

24.5.13

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church - YouTube

Uploaded on 21 Jun 2007

http://wwww.louisck.com

driven by simple curiosity, I did some investiagative reporting and found out some surprising things about the Catholic Church...

22.5.13

Ellen, Here's My Talent - YouTube

20.5.13

How To Dress To Impress .... like American Psycho

How To Dress To Impress

A sharp suit and a well-chosen tie send a clear message about your career aspirations.

Looking sharp is one thing; looking like an affectatious wanker is something else.
Fashion goes out of style, but style never goes out of fashion.

Commenter: MJ
Location
Date and time: May 14, 2013, 6:14PM

The following quote (and several others) from American Psycho seems wholly apt to this shallow dispatch on male corporate climbing vanity.

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Commenter: Housing Troll
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Date and time: May 14, 2013, 6:35PM

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. .... I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (all from just reading this article)

19.5.13

DailyGrace gives you some sex and love advice!

John Hodgman: More Information Than You Require

Uploaded on 26 Jan 2010

http://chicagohumanities.org - See more Chicago Humanities Festival events.

John Hodgman, The Daily Shows famous minor television personality and resident expert, and the hapless PC in Apple's PC vs. Mac commercials, reads from his most recent book, More Information Than You Require. The book follows the bestselling all-you-need compendium of facts, The Areas of My Expertise. Hodgman holds forth on subjects as diverse as: The Past (as There Is Always More of It), The Future (as There Is Still Some Left), All of the Presidents of the United States, The Secrets of Hollywood, Gambling, The Sport of the Asthmatic Man (Including: Hermit-Crab Racing), Strange Encounters with Aliens, How to Buy a Computer, How to Cook an Owl, and Most Other Subjects. Festival artistic director Lawrence Weschler joins him in conversation to test the depths of his knowledge.