Using
the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield
will log on to his computer this morning to bravely tell people he
doesn’t know why their lives are not worth living.
Mr
Broomfield – who may not find the motivation to change out of his
pyjamas – will scour a range of forums and social networks, vigorously
and courageously pointing out people’s shortcomings.
Cleverly
avoiding human interaction by ordering delivery for lunch, he will then
spend the afternoon on a variety of internet forums, suggesting reasons
why people are not good at their jobs.
“Die worthless scum,” Mr Broomfield said when asked to comment.
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